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November 30, 2006

I Taught Him His Crossover, Too

Apparently Tony Parker heard that I made Ruth a formal proposal yesterday and said, "Oh shit, it looks like the cool kids are all getting engaged today." Otherwise, why not do it on an off day?softcam extracting password

Speaking of our engagement, I should write down how that happened. For the kids, and all. softcam extracting password

The thing is, if you've been paying attention, you know that the wedding is already halfway planned. If you're in the loop, you know that Ruth even had a hand in picking out the engagement ring. softcam extracting password

Given all of that, you might have been surprised that I even made a "formal proposal." If so, you clearly don't know enough girls. Whatever else has already happened, no girl wants to be robbed of her one good chance to have someone on bended knee with a ring. softcam extracting password

The problem was, it seemed to me like this would only be fun if it was a surprise, and after we got the ring from her grandmother over Thanksgiving she had to be expecting it at any minute. Any kind of proposal during a traditional romantic moment -- our anniversary dinner is around the corner, and there are tons opportunities for scenic walks on the beach -- was right out. Way too obvious. I thought about it a lot, and I could only come up with one time where I felt like it wouldn't be seen coming from a mile away: during a class. softcam extracting password

So, I got in touch with one of her professors and arranged to add an extra slide to the end of the PowerPoint slide for her lecture on Wednesday. Then I waited outside of the class for forty-five minutes until the class was over and she put my proposal up:softcam extracting password

Then I went in and did the knee thing and put the ring on her. All of her good girl friends are in the class, which was a nice bonus. They all seemed to get a kick out of it.softcam extracting password

Meanwhile, here is the ring. If it were made of kryptonite, it would be able to take out Superman at fifty paces.softcam extracting password

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Bagging was surprisingly helpful. Our results now beat the original Netflix algorithm on the qualifying set, but just barely miss the cutoff to qualify for a progress prize. Which doesn't really matter, because we're lightyears behind the leaders. softcam extracting password

The moral of the story is that the original Netflix algorithm can't be that great. It's really hard to believe that it was ten years in the making. softcam extracting password

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November 29, 2006

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Pretty "eh" results from our first official submission. Tomorrow we try bagging some mediocre results and hope that it turns out miraculous. Don't hold your breath.softcam extracting password

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November 28, 2006

Encouraging Results

Turns out, each of us had a different, critical bug in his error calculations. We actually aren't doing that bad. softcam extracting password

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November 27, 2006

Disappointing Results

It looked for a while there like we might have an algorithm which produced competative results on the Netflix problem. However, it turns out that we in fact have a method which learns to do worse and worse until it looks like a random solution. How we managed to accomplish this is a total mystery.softcam extracting password

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November 26, 2006

That was Fun

It's really great to enjoy the company of your mate's family, isn't it?softcam extracting password

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November 25, 2006

A Note to the Neighbours

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Thanks for letting us use your wireless all weekend. Without you and Wikipedia, at least three arguments would have gone on much longer than necessary.softcam extracting password

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November 24, 2006

The Best Thing Ever

Tuna steak, medium rare. Hands down.softcam extracting password

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November 23, 2006

I'm in Your Interwebs, Killing Your Memes

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November 22, 2006

Back on Sunday

We're in

for
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November 21, 2006

Note for French People

From now on, it's cool to kiss my girlfriend on each cheek once per party. Any more than that and you will be understood to have invited da ruckus. softcam extracting password

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November 20, 2006

Sick!

I'm feeling a tad under the weather. Fortunately, the weather's nice, so it's not too bad. Unfortunately, the final for AI is tomorrow, and no one wants to sniffle through an exam.softcam extracting password

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November 19, 2006

This One's for Bo

California is awesome. One day last week I started to miss Massachusetts -- I was feeling nostalgic for the historic creepiness of the Northeast and the comfortable snowiness of our trip to Salem for Halloween last year. I went so far as to believe for a few hours that walking to and from the train to work in the snow every day all winter had been fun, rather than incredibly frustrating. softcam extracting password

Later that evening, I went for a run outside, and only as I was turning back onto our block did I realize that this was the first thing that started to upset me about winter every year -- by now, at Bard, or in Waltham, I would probably not have felt much like running outside after dark. It's easy to take the weather here for granted, and to think you miss something less monotonous, but the one tone is fucking sweet. softcam extracting password

For instance, yesterday -- that's November 18, if you're keeping score at home -- I spent the morning at an outdoor farmer's market, the afternoon playing basketball outside, and the evening on the beach grilling salmon and roasting marshmallows for smores with a bunch of neuroscientists and my machine learning homies. It was outstanding, and I'd be hard pressed to trade it even for a couple of interesting coffeehouses and a good used book store.softcam extracting password

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November 18, 2006

Fuck You, C++

At the moment, lines 70-73 of my Netflix code look like this:softcam extracting password

  
while(true){
    numcls = (rand()%40)+10;
    cout << "Number of clusters: " << numcls << endl;
    kmeans(numcls, usercount, (maxmov-minmov)+1);
}

If I compile and run my code, I get a segmentation fault in a method called at line 60. However, if I comment out the while loop at line 70 -- so that K-Means runs, but only once -- everything works fine and a I actually get decent results. softcam extracting password

This would never happen in a real programming language.softcam extracting password

(By 'this' I mean both the inexplicable crashing and the good results -- the code would be too slow to get any results.)softcam extracting password

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November 17, 2006

Oh, Snap!

Er, mulligan?softcam extracting password

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November 15, 2006

John Hollinger: Master Statistician

ESPN's resident statistician wants to see if he can make any interesting claims about the affect of the new ball on the game. Here's what he comes up with:

The most interesting data, however, come when the ball gets a little closer to the rim. Let's start from the foul line, where the league has improved from 73.3 percent to 74.5 percent. This is an impressive jump considering the league leader in free-throw attempts, LeBron James, has been notably inaccurate from the stripe.softcam extracting password

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This is the most compelling evidence to date that the ball does tend to offer a kinder bounce to shooters. That said, let's be realistic about the scope of the difference: We're talking about one free throw out of 100.

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So, you're calling that 1.2 percent change "an impressive jump," and "compelling," while also pointing out that it's not significant? What are we supposed to think? Also, what is the variance in "free throw percentage in November" like, year-to-year? I'm guessing it's way more than 1%, which means that you can't make any interesting claims at all about the difference between this year and last, much less any claims about the relationship between the new ball and scoring totals. softcam extracting password

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November 14, 2006

Since I'm Sure You're Waiting with Bated Breath

I did OK. Not great, and I'm somewhat disappointed with the kind of error I made, but I did OK.softcam extracting password

Also, UCI basketball home games are a hoot.softcam extracting password

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November 13, 2006

Apprehension

First exam-like experience of graduate school is tomorrow, so I'm a bit too distracted to post. Meanwhile, if you can think of a good mneumonic device for the derivation of the stochastic gradient descent rule for backpropagation of error in neural networks, please leave a comment.softcam extracting password

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November 12, 2006

When You Register [she]and[he].[com|net|org|gov], It's Official

So, you know, keep an eye on Ruth & Todd (dot) net for ... important updates? Personal histories? I really have no idea. Anything could happen at this point.softcam extracting password

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November 11, 2006

How the Locals are Like Children and Todd is Like Bill Cosby

It was 10pm , and we were standing in the lobby of a theater, having just finished a long movie (Babel, which was enjoyed by all). People were hungry, and in need of a place to sit and talk.softcam extracting password

"Too bad this is Southern California," I said, "And there are no diners for hundreds of miles. This is diner-time."softcam extracting password

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Unfortunately, I'm not sure what she was going to say next, because I laughed in her face. This has happened several times since we moved here, and I feel bad every time, but Southern Californians say the darnedest things.softcam extracting password

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November 10, 2006

Looks Like All Three are Leaving with One Guy

Damnable Feynman strikes again.softcam extracting password

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November 9, 2006

Mmmrrrow!

Here's an article about how cats survive 6 to 40 story falls.softcam extracting password

Got that from Bo, but I'm too lazy to look up the permalink right now.softcam extracting password

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November 8, 2006

At Least He Didn't Get Tenure

News flash for Adrianne and Tony! The Onion reports that Area Man Achieves Your Dream. (Via Gaiman.)softcam extracting password

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November 7, 2006

Don't Tip the Vote Over, Baby

Stood in line for a solid hour today, but damnit I got my sticker.softcam extracting password

I miss the voting place in Barrytown, though. The last presidential election was one of the best days of senior year, with its delicious chowder and ridiculous apple pie and the mile long walk home through fall foliage.softcam extracting password

That is, until the results came in and we drank until I puked. Haven't looked at vodka the same way since.softcam extracting password

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November 6, 2006

More Geeky Public Service

The .emacs preference file which ships with the Ubuntu package for Gnu Emacs really sucks. It defaults to all of the settings which no one would ever want: no syntax highlighting, no autofill in text modes, small windows, and scrolling with a mouse wheel doesn't work. The editor constantly asks if you'd like a newline to end your file, and there's no visual feedback for selected regions. It's just completely ridiculous. softcam extracting password

Here is what I consider a tolerable bare-bones configuration, posted so that I never have to look up those functions again, and in case it helps anyone else.softcam extracting password

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November 5, 2006

Saddam to be Asphyxiated

I see (via PZ ) that Saddam Hussein has been sentenced to death by hanging in an Iraqi court.softcam extracting password

Death by hanging? People still do that? That is some fucked up shit. I know the guy is a bad man, but don't you want to move away from a culture where the government sentences people to gruesome deaths?softcam extracting password

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November 4, 2006

Well, That was Awesome

First time since the sixth grade that I attended an NBA game in which the home team won. Good times. softcam extracting password

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November 3, 2006

Come to Think of It, I Don't Know

ABC reports that the government apparently wants singles to wait until they're at least thirty to have sex, which prompts a very good question from one of the website's sponsors:


Seriously, thirty? What are you waiting for?
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And that may be the first time I've ever thought a Viagra ad made sense.softcam extracting password

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November 2, 2006

Who Took the Bomb?

Were you aware that there is a video for "Deceptacon," and that it features an awesome choreographed dance? You are now!softcam extracting password

(If my endorsement isn't enough, know that I showed it to the DRZA and she called it "teh happy." High praise!)softcam extracting password

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November 1, 2006

Awesome

First I posted some code as an excuse for having no post written, then I discovered a bug in the code, so now I have nothing at all. But check it out: factor graphs are awesome. They're more expressive than Bayes Nets and Markov Random Fields combined! Oooooh. softcam extracting password

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