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August 15, 2005

On Frozen Burritos

Ruth has been gone for two days, and already I am resorting to fundamentally absurd methods of preparing food.

Before I can microwave the last "Tina's Bean and Cheese" in the house, I must dislodge three months of ice accumulated in our too-cold freezer. I grip the burrito like a delicious hammer, and I pound my lunch against the counter. I am a hungry John Henry with a formica rail spike, and I wonder if I will survive an entire winter on my own.

(I figure, maybe, with enough help from my friends.)

Posted by todd at August 15, 2005 12:41 PM

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